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Chris is beefy love :heart: and only in a country full of fat people would anyone question Chris' methods of bulking up, the roid jokes fail honestly,(don't be mad that you have three chins) wouldn't you find it wise to meat up if you kept getting your ass handed to you my some sorta mutant demi god? I would.

Don't hate. If he existed and walked right down the street from your house you'd tap it...several times.

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:icongreenday-1993:
Even if he isn't real...Chris is like...the hottest man I've ever seen. ._.;;;

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95% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you would be the other 5% that would bring popcorn and invite friends.
:iconheavy-inamorato:
One of the things about Chris that I like is that he looks like he could be real, he isn't so insanely beautiful that it's like...yeah nobody in the real world looks like this. But Chris he looks attainable, I'm fairly certain there's some dude out there who looks practically like Chris.
:icongiggling-squid:
Chris is fucking sexy! Yes, I'd tap it hard. I dunno, his build pretty normal for a buff guy. His bicepts in general are ginormous but its still hot. I think the steroids joke is quite funny when people don't actually take it seriously or use his build as an excuse not to like him. He's favorite RE guy right next to Billy.

A bunch of girls at my school started joking about how muscular guys are gross and I yelled out "Nuuhuuuh!!" Seriously, twig-thin guys are gross... xD

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23% of infants die due to bleeding from flesh wounds caused by Cap'n Crunch.
:iconheavy-inamorato:
and I think this is why I love you, because you have a functioning brain :hugs:
:icongreenday-1993:
I agree.... If so, I'd love to see him. XDD lol

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95% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you would be the other 5% that would bring popcorn and invite friends.
:iconwinonaheart:
Chriiiiiiiiiis...so beefy and white, rofl.<333
:icongiggling-squid:
AWW, thank you.:hug: I love you for all the same reasons and more.

:iconimhappyplz: I like to think I have a perfectly working brain when it comes to my taste in guys. Pfft, I'm always fighting with my bff because she can't stand facial hair and I think its totally hawt. c:

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23% of infants die due to bleeding from flesh wounds caused by Cap'n Crunch.
:iconditto9:
Lol...they hate muscles??
Whaaat!

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